Correction to An Unusual Incident

I bang on the pillar just to give everyone something to laugh about since everyone's so busy and stressed out with the exams :) 

Actually i did that on purpose. cuz i realised i bought too much of the chicken & sausage so i wanted to get rid of it and i didnt wanna throw it away.. that's why i acted like i knock the pillar just to get rid of the chicken.. And i also realised all of my pangeelapongers are feeling very stressed out because of Bio.. so i wanted to calm them down by making them laugh :D 

See, i'm so good.. sacrifice for all of you! And this is how you all repay me.. with this post! lol..

But it's okay.. you guys have been punked! it was all just an act!!! LOL!!! =P

Dirty Jokes Sharing

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? 
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? 
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? 
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling? 
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? 
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day....

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!! 
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked "Why"? 
A: The animals told him "Your tail is in front".

Copy and pasted!! 

Credits to Chooi Yee Gun who forwarded me the mail. =P

An Unusual Incident

One day, a girl (lets name her Lulu) and a guy (lets name him Bulu) went to buy food at Student Association canteen together. They decided to eat Mixed Rice. From far, Lulu saw the plate with a few fried eggs left. The fried egg actually aroused her appetite and she wanted the fried egg so desperately. However the queue was long, she was so afraid that people infront might take all the fried eggs. So, she was a bit panic.

Lulu: hey Bulu Bulu, how? how ? I want the fried egg le, later people take all how??
Bulu: don't worry, won't one...



When it was her turn, she quickly went infront and grabbed the fried egg!

Lulu: Hey! Got it!! but.. hmmm.. it's so oily man... yucks...
Bulu: Yalor... eee...

Lulu wanted the fried egg so desperately, yet she was being very health conscious.



So, without hesitation....

Lulu: nah! Bulu, put you there first k?? (evil smile)
[She put the egg on Bulu's rice so it can help absorb the oil.]

Bulu: eeerr.. okieeee >.<"

Other than the fried egg, Lulu took quite a few dishes, like sausages, chicken... (she wanted to gain some weights all of a sudden)

Since the Student Association canteen was so full, they decided to sit outside the canteen, under the yellow parasol.



While walking, Lulu was attracted by something from far (probably a really HOT blonde haired blue eyed guy).

Lulu just kept starrrringgggg..........
at the same time kept walking.......

Bulu didn't bother looking as he wasn't gay.



Seconds later.....




BANG!!!

Lulu: Ouch!!! (Lulu banged her head and food on the pillar)
Bulu: ops.. What happen Lulu?? (It was so obvious yet Bulu asked)

Just while Lulu thought no one else besides Bulu noticed her stupidity, a guy walked pass...

It can be seen that the guy was holding his laugh.




So sadddd...
Some of Lulu's sausages and chicken fell....



So now, lets guess who was this Lulu???

Anyway Lulu still get to eat her fried egg cause it was with Bulu.

Think back....

Only if the egg wasn't oily,
Only if she wasn't that health conscious,
Only if Bulu wasn't there with her,
and so she put the fried egg on her plate instead of Bulu's

She wouldn't get to eat the fried egg she wanted so much..

Since all the oil already seeped into Bulu's rice, Lulu ate the fried egg happily...
However, Lulu's shirt was coloured with oil stains.
Later on, she changed into her jacket....

Lulu put all the blame on Bulu,
and her point was, Bulu should remind her of of the pillar ahead.

Bulu was so innocent yet he will never not remind Lulu of any obstacles around that she might possibly knock into it again....

Holiday Plans?

Since holidays are just round the corner, any plans?

Haha, so simple.

Can we have a road trip?

Destination, yet to be known.

Or go to a beach, visit some bitches.

Love???

It's been a while since i last blogged.
Exam stress has climbed over my head
and took control over me...

Everyday I stay in a room with 4 sides of empty wall,
Feeling of emptiness and loneliness...

It's no doubt a bit of a big contrast 
if i were to compare with few days back when I had fun with my friends;
The gathering, birthday celebrations, outings for movies and waterfall... 

Anyway it's good also, there are times when we have to be serious about things,
after all this is our lassst exam for foundation... =)

On the other hand, it has been two years since I wasn't alone.
Few days back, during our yam cha session at the same mamak stall for past few "yearss",
Our friends came out with this ridiculous topic that took us 3 hours of discussion.

It was all about our own stories, history and stories about our ex-es!
by the way, there was a total of 8, 4 guys and 4 girls.

The discussion went 1 by 1, non of us was missed out.
It was perhaps the most embarrassing moment for some of us,
some masked their nervousness with their perfect acting skills, I knew that!

Loads of questions were thrown over the face of each unfortunist.
They questioned each and everyone as if one was a suspect who committed some crimes.
From first time hold hands till the first kiss and so on...
(Name, time, location, method used etc.)
[Some countered the questions well, some did not. haha]

It can be clearly seen the application of 5 W and 1 H (Who When Where Why What and How) in the questions; other than seeing them only when writing an essay.

For some people who are so inexperienced like me,
I had nothing much to talk about.
In fact I was so conserved that I hold on to my sheer persistence to maintain my virginity for everything!!
With my ex, We never hold hand, We never kiss. haha.
(It's not that I got no chance, it's because I don't want hahaha)
So I’m still a virgin in holding a girl’s hand, my lips are so virgin they remain so pure..
And of course the dragon is red as usual..
btw, don't need to be sad for me! I'm proud that I adhered to my own principle =P

Anyway, from the conversation I noticed that, perhaps everyone needs love.
Almost everyone has his/her current and pasts.

Some are too silly to promise him/her to love forever, some are just too dumb to believe.
Some get into a relation too quick, they notice he/she is not the right one.
Some have conflicts that make  a stronger relationship, some just make it worse.
Some found one that lasts forever, some still searching for one that can last.
Some change partner once a month, for the sake of fun or despite unsuitability.
Some hold on to their mates, reluctant to change even though they find it unsuitable together.
Some relationships are just too materialise, some just as plain as love.

Complicated.

Whatever it is, no matter what,
If you’re in a happy relationship, maintain it,
If you’re looking for a good relationship, I wish you good luck,
If you’re not so happy with ur relationship, settle it, just as long as you don’t go violent.

Well, I think I shouldn’t speculate too much as I’m lacked experience. haha.

But, by any means,

Dare to love!! Sweet or bitter, happy or sad!
We’re looking for experiences that “should” lead us to the best one.

Her Superpower

After a whole morning of studying, she felt very tired and sleepy..
She went into her room and lied down on her beloved bed.

Just a second before she fall asleep, she heard someone talking loudly outside her room.
She planned to ignore the voices and continued to sleep,
but suddenly she heard her name was mentioned.

She came out from the room quietly and hided at the corner.
A group of people appeared in front of her, they talked loudly and happily.
They were talking bad about her.

Especially a long straight hair girl who facing backward from her,
talked about her bad attitudes and emotions.
She felt hurt.. Anger rose up from deep of her heart..

She came out from the place she was hiding,
faced to the group.
Everyone else in the group noticed about her appearance
except the long hair girl.
They started to keep quite and tried to give some signals to the long hair girl.
But they failed.

Her face expression started to change, followed by the expression of the group of people.
They noticed that her eyes became red in colour and her hair went up straight.
She stared at the back of the long hair girl for a while.

Suddenly, the girl could not speak and move.
They saw the girl started to disappeared,
every single cell on her body were separated and disappeared in the air.

They was frightened.. screamed out loud.. and ran out from the room.
She didn't realize that she have this kind of super power before.
She was shocked too.. cannot explain what did she do to the girl.

She felt guilty, cannot forgive herself.
At this time, she accidentally saw herself through the reflection of a mirror.
She can't even recognize herself.. she changed into a monster with a human face.

She felt sad.. hopeless..
So she wanted to finish her life.. She could not accept herself as a monster..
She jumped out from the window..
fell down and down.. and finally lied on the road...

She opened her eyes slowly..
and found out that she was still on her bed..
It was 3.00 p.m.
She slept for an hour and it was just a nightmare because of her tiredness.



~Carmen~

Sungai Tekala Fall, Semenyih

Thought of not blogging today,

but since it's a memorable day,

I thought I should share it with everyone,

no matter how tired I'm currently.

This morning FIVE of my alarm clocks failed me,

They were Pei Wah, Fatty Ju, Candice, Michelle and my HTC Tytn II!

Out of the 5, 4 of them never intented to morning call me (this is called friends T_T),

HTC tried but he failed to wake me up! (as usual)

I was late for 1 hour!!!! [i'm sorry =)]

Anyway our destination was Sungai Tekala Waterfall which is located in Semenyih.

Obviously this secluded jungle area, no one else knows the way better than me.

so I led the way.

We reached there around eight something.

The place is deep deep deeeeep inside.

It is around 14 km far, 15 minutes drive after the turning to Jalan Sungai Lalang.

Entrance fee for adults is RM 1, RM 0.50 for children. (a little promotion)

To be frank, this waterfall didn't disappoint us much, at least I was not.

I thought, Semenyih has actually done us (Nottinghamers) quite proud!

So long people thought Semenyih is known only for its Nirvana, Semenyih Memorial Hills or more direct the graveyards!! 

People might not know Nottingham University, but when mentioned Nirvana,

99% of the response will be.... "oooohh.. I know..." ... damn! haha

Though I might not be able to change everyone's view on this rural area (Semenyih),

at least a positive message is sent to 18 of us that Semenyih is not just famous of graveyards,

We have the well-known Nottingham University, Ostrich farm, Orchards, Broga Hill, "Fun Rabbit Farm" and WATERFALL!!

(and urrm..... shy to mention..... our "nice" hostel in Taman Tasik Semenyih... hahaha)

We had so much fun at the Waterfall!

The water was freezing cold, yet our laughter, excitement and craziness warmed us.

We brought some food there to picnic.

After playing, everyone grabbed the food like July's hungry ghosts...

Unlike One Utama, we can't find Gucci, Guess, Secret Recipe or Italiannies,

but we have some fresh air, trees and delicious home made food =P

Also the feeling that we can't get from the Rainforest in One Utama.. haha

Anyway, after that we went back to my hostel in TTS 4 to take a shower!

I hope my housemates didn't get too shocked, at least I think Ron did not,
cause I informed him beforehand.

For Sing Hong, 

I must apologize..

for seconds he was unable to tell whether he was all conscious or was still in the dream,

cause the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was a room full of girls

never before the scene happened in our hostel.. hahaha.. 

For Billy,

normally, nothing wakes him up, not even the earthquake,

but you know, my friends aren't normal (especially the girls),

their voices were high-pitched and loud.

So Billy came out from his room and said "uhhhh, you guys woke up me... "

For Ronald,

Sorry, the toilet was constantly occupied cause all of us took turns to shower,

he needed the toilet desperately for his "emergencies",

so he went next door to settle ... =P

To our neighbour, Ekuan,

thanks.. haha (thanks for being a good guy!)

For Max,

he is always calm, not much shocks on his face haha.. 

We went Kajang for lunch,

Kajang is known for its satay so we went to a restaurant called "Malaysia Satay" (i think)

According to a passed by uncle, it was the best shop in Kajang.

We tried fish, duck, chicken and lamb satay!!

It was really not bad seriously! (promoting again...)

18 of us ordered a total of 300 sticks satay.. not little not much... haha

Pictures will do the summary.

Reached home around 5 pm!

Two of my "special" friends visited me later, fatty Ju and Michelle,

Thanks for the visit!

and not forgotten the mocha drink haha.

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