So Forlorn

She was never happier; she had it in her and she knew it. Despite such deformatives, she knew she was wanted. She was watched from afar, kept an eye on constantly. She was taken care of and she knew that her shadow was watched. Outshining her shadow with a light which warms her - a knight in shining armor, it seems. Indeed, it only seemed that way. What she never knew was that this knight of hers was indeed around her always.

She laughed at them, mocking them for their lame jokes. She felt bullied but she wasn't sad; he had told her once and it was enough - he told her that he was watching her and that they deserve a punishment. She showed them the message and they stepped back. Feeling proud of herself, she laughed and mocked them again. She was in power now; or so it seems. They could be taken care of, that was for sure - of course, who wouldn't be able to take care of themselves?

She felt scared when his remarks begin to emphasise on detail; shaded under a yellow umbrella yet coined with a phrase so catchy - he was no normal stalker. She begins to worry for her privacy; her security was in jeopardy. She told them that she felt scared. They shouldered concern. They told her not to respond much and that it should die down soon. She trusted them. It did die down; the extra effort was toned down and priorities changed.

It was on that very day when everyone was more cautious; pranks were aplenty. She was thinking about her raffle and her iPod. She wanted to win and she felt the confidence. She was late to chemistry class carrying a cap. She had won it and she felt very proud of it. But along the way, she had missed a call. It was an unknown number; it was him. She decided to ignore the call and the class began when she arrived. And so she ignored it. All they had to do was execute a slight change in their plan - they waited.

It was that moment when the number called again. She looked up and answered it. He stood infront of her when she said 'Hello.' But it was not whom she suspected. Blond hair blue eyes indeed - an imaginary picture given to a friend. We laughed and she remained stoned. She asked if it was a new number and they laughed harder. Only after a few seconds did she regain her usual composure to recognise the situation. And there she said it. "Oh my god!!!" and her rants begin.

10 credits is not important

OMG, Ms Bioloagy is getting fanatic.

Today after organic, the usual asked her questions regarding the test.

This la, that la.

Complaining la because the questions were freaking hard.

Definitely PhD standard.

Well, Ms Biology reacted like Li towards H2O.

She started saying that we are stressing our self up.

Then she said that we should not give so much attention

towards this subject because it is only 10 credits.

Then I told her that 10 credits are important as well.

She told everyone in the class not to think like me!!!
WTF

Oh, so she suggest that we just fail the paper?

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April the 1st went past with amazing pranks.

The most traumatized would be Stef of course.

Her beacon of hope, her knight in shining armor vanished.

Her blond haired blue eyed that was suppose to sweep her

off her feet and carry her to some European country dissappeared.

Indeed, her mat salleh vanished.

How FORLORN!!!

Introducing Three Retards

In case u guys forgot how the 3 retards look like

here are some pics..

introducing..

the first retard: Minnie

the second retard: htennek


the third retard: ivan

Yes.
They are certified retards

Stef*

How Thoughtful..

This post is specially dedicated to my 3 wonderful classmates:

Htennek, Minnie and Ivan.

On the 2nd of march,
i received a msg from this supposedly blond hair blue eyes guy.
This is what he said:

"Dear stef.. Though you might not know... But I know you very well... Everyday I gazed at your long black hair... Clutching your red tote bag... Looking carefree... I know that you like tofu and ... I like you and I will be your guardian angel daily observing your every move from the shadows..."

Mann... tell me..
any girl that received a msg like this sure freak out ritee??

my reply: "who are u?"

his reply: "Meet you at EA28, I know you'er in the orange building, I was looking at you. So forlorn"

Lame la.. so FORLORN... kononnya..

I showed Ivan the messages cuz he was sitting next to me.
Then, few minutes later, htennek and minnie also know.
They started making a big fuss out of it and kept asking me to meet the person.
Ofcuz, i not so dumb to agree to meet that person la.

They started acting so excited,
laughing out loud,
those syok-sendiri stuffs etc.

htennek even asked Ms Melissa what does 'so forlorn' means.

So, after class...
the 3 syok-sendiri actually went to EA28. acting only.
Me?
RUN la ofcourse!

Then,
this 016 still sms me for the following days.
i didnt reply la.
what if he's a REAL pervert or hak guai...
waste money only. LOL

As usual, the 3 just love apples so much.
everyday must talk bout apples.
Anytime and anywhere.
shape, size, colour and taste also can talk about haha!!!

While they were chatting chirpily bout apples,
Suddenly,
"de dek"
(my msg tone)

clicked *open*
"... i wish i was there to teach them a lesson"

know why?
My blonde hair blue eyes dont like apples.
And i..
threatened the 3..
Warned them to BE CAREFUL..
in case they got beaten up just because of
APPLES.

***

Until,
the 1st of April,
English class,
i received missed calls from 016.
i dun care la... takkan call back meh..

den,
in chemistry class.
016 called again.

Me: ' hello?'

016: 'hello'

GUESS WHAT...

***

it was the LAME MINNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
he was standing IN FRONT of me and LAUGHING!!

The next thing i realised was Htennek holding a camera asking:
"So stef, how do u feel bout ur blonde hair blue eyes?"

=________________=!!

Ivan? LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH only...

OMG... i really feel like killing them.
why in the world there are such people.

its like
haiyo, cant describe it with words laa.
they are just too free and itchy butt.
3 wasted sperms.
SYOK SENDIRI BETUL!

As in really... i repeat.. REAaaLLyyyyY

S.Y.O.K S.E.N.D.I.R.I !!!

Apparently, Carmen knew bout it too... swt
Carmen!! cannot like that wannn...!!

Anyways,
They have been so so so thoughtful that they actually planned for my april fool.
Thank you guys for malu-ing me in front of wen yun, jess and kelvin.

Blonde hair Blue eyes? *kaboos*!
GONE...............




Stef*

Poor Kenneth (htennek version)

Kenneth knew that it was April's Fool today.

He KNEW that at some point today, he was gonna get punked.

After Chemistry tutorial today, he went for a game of left for dead

with Ivan and Chua in BA Something.

Carmen said that they are going to leave their lappie in their

room while we (kenneth, ivan and chua) play.

Well, Kenneth was overjoyed.

After 10 minutes or so, carmen called saying that

the McDonalds was too expensive for a lunch meal, so

they planned to go out for lunch.

Since Kenneth was like Sherlock that day,

he instantly felt a little suspicious because

Carmen never suggest to go out for lunch.

The same goes to EL and Wei Keat.

Smart deduction eh!!

Few minutes later, Wei keat called saying that they

leaving soon in an impatient voice.

Haha, another glitch!!

He said that Kian Min was "ANGRY",...

KONONNYA

I was feeling really smart today :)

Later carmen called saying that they are leaving in 30 seconds.

HAha, i know better.

BUT i ran anyways because I wanted to tell them that it is not easy to fool me :)

Not because I WAS FOOLED BY THEM:)

HTENNEK ;P

Poor Kenneth (Minnie's Version)

After Chemistry tutorial,
actually we never really have tutorial today

for Ms.Jane’s April fool’s saying that she got some important stuff to settle in Bangi.

Stef, Me, Carmen, Ee Leen and Wei Keat left the class
soon after Ms. Jane ran to Bangi.

Left Poor Kenneth baited by Ivan and Chua to play Left 4 Dead,

Carmen, Ee Leen, Wei Keat and I planned our strategies while
enjoying our “luxurious” lunch in the SA,
chatting chirpily imagining Kenneth’s reaction when the truth reveals.

While we were in the car, parking by the roadside near the bus stop,
Carmen told Kenneth we are going out to have lunch in 5 minutes time.
Carmen told him we will be waiting at the Bus stop.

After a while, Wei Keat called Kenneth again to tell him
I was angry because he kept me waiting for too long.
From that phone call, I could hear his panicked voice and
I knew he was really rushing like hell.

Carmen called again! saying, “We’re leaving in 30 seconds!”

Poor Kenneth with his heavy laptop bag tried his hardest to run
at the same time trying to avoid and absorb as much shock as possible
so that it won’t damage his laptop on his back.

(I don’t know how did he do that, but one thing was quite certain, he ran like an idiot)

When he almost reaches the bus stop,
Ivan signaled me then I drove pass the bus stop heading towards the exit.

Poor Kenneth was shocked and panic.
He kept waving at the back.
However we pretended as if we did not notice.

He tried to call Carmen and Wei Keat but none of them picked up his call.

He walked towards the guard house, tried his best to chase our car.....

In the end, we made a U-turn and wished Poor Kenneth Happy April Fool’s !! =)

So Forlorn yet Happy…

I got ROBBED!!!

Past MidDAY.

Omg... someone just broke into my house yesterday :(

It was in the afternoon when the fucking robbers came in.

My younger brother was there and he was playing the computer

when those bastards came in.

Since the roof can be easily pried open, the robbers had an advantage of coming in.

My brother told me that there were no footsteps on the floor as the

steps are wooden parkets.

They snooped behind my brother and clasp their bloody dirty hand over his mouth.

Since no struggle was avail, they won.

My brother could not call us because his phone was taken away from him.

Using rafia strings, they tied him up and gagged him.

The next moment, they ran upstairs and rummage though our belongings and

took the available cash.

My brother could hear the drawers and shelfs crashing down.

Since he was down stairs, he tried to break free.

There was nothing to cut those rafia except for some

children scissors.

He tried standing up but it was tough.

It was then he heard them coming down again.

There were no sacks but just boxes.

Boxes of my belonging.

My brother wanted to scream but his mouth was gagged.

Again, he tried to break free from the bonds but the robbers pushed him down.

He later took my brother's and my laptop and carried into the awaiting car.

Before leaving, the robbers left a note saying......

Please press on Ctrl + A

"APRIL'S FOOL"

Gotcha, actually nothing happen to my family and house.

Just joking.

Donnot take this seriously ya.

Thanks for concerning. :)

htennek