Bad Day

Last night I went for a midnight show at OU

"Laughing Gor"

Though it was not the best movie I've ever watched, it was not the worst.

This kind of police VS gangster movie you can't expect it to be more creative.

Normally the story will just be about police sending undercovers to join gangster,

gangsters sending undercovers to become police.

Fight till die. Thats all.

Whats more?

Mafia sends an undercover to become police, police sends that guy back to become police undercover in mafia.

or...

The mafia head himself is also Chief of Criminal Investigation Department (CID)?

Ridiculous..

Whatever it is, I don't really care =)

Anyway, movie ends at 1am, I slept at 2 am.

This morning, as usual QQ (my dog) woke me up because he needed to poo and pee, not that he really want me to wake up.

I flew passed MRR2, so I was early to work today.

Customers were damn early also, came all of a sudden, looked for some strange things I couldn't find even after ransackking the whole store.

I called my boss, I kept customers waiting, in the end I managed to find.

Thanks to their patience, I didn't get scolded.

But then later, I keyed in wrong amount to the cashier. =.=

Whatever la....

After that I went to bank in money.

btw, I'm not used to the traditional way of depositing money where you have to fill in a form, take number, wait for your turn, wait for them to count the money etc. I normally use fast cash deposit machine.

Today I attempted to bank in using the traditional way,

Who knows....

First, I filled the form wrongly,

Second, I forgot I need to get a number from the counter.

Thirdly, of course I wasted some time there. =(

Whatever!!

My bad day didn't just end like that.

Next, I noticed the good had a wrong price tag, it was too cheap, but since the customer already saw the price, I can't tell him "Oo sorry boss this price is wrong, actually is RM 58 instead of RM 28". He will think I'm cheating him. I better not take the risk.

Not only that! he paid RM 100, I gave him RM 82 change. =.= RM 10 more

Thank god I was early to notice that, I told him nicely, he returned the money.

One of my colleague then ask, "hey boss beli barang tak ada lucky draw ke?"

First I have to explain, our shop now is doing promotion for Raya, above RM 50 can get a lucky draw.

My colleague actually didn't know how much that customer spent on our shop, he just ask randomly. I was too blur, I straight away say "Oh ya, ada!" So, he got to draw one, he won a small basket. Cheap stuff...

So again, Whatever la!!!

However, come to think of it, I already sold the good with an extremely cheap price, I somemore gave him a lucky draw...

Haih, whatever la....

My tragedy never ends.

Next, I sum RM 7.40 and RM 2.00 as RM 11.40.

The customer paid me RM 10, I ask for another RM 1.40.

Luckily my colleague corrected me.

Hahaha, laughed for a while.

Whatever ba...

Later on, another customer,

wow, he bought a lot of stuffs, thank God I brought my scientific calculator.

So, no matter how many items he purchases, with my scientific calculator, I'm sure I can count accurately without any difficulties.

Haih, who knows,

I made a human error, I counted everything except for one item.

How smart was I?

WTF?!

About 5:30 pm, all of a sudden, heavy rain ~

In fact, till now (8:36pm) it's still raining out there.

We quickly carry the stuff outside back into the shop.

In the process of carrying stuff, I accidentally injured my hand.

How clumsy~~

Damn it!

So far, these are all the bad events happened today.

I hope there won't be anymore!

However, I believed I all these bad karma happened on me because I was being impatient with my mum this morning. =(

My bad, I'm sorry mum...

Cats and Rats

According to the Chinese 12 Zodiac mythological story, one day Buddha invited the animals to participate in a race, first twelve animals to reach the sky palace will be granted a position on the Chinese Zodiac calendar in the order which they completed the race. Cat and Rat were inseparable good friends, so they decided to collaborate. However, upon the finishing line, rat outsmarts cat and kicks him off the track. That is why cat never appear on the Chinese Zodiac calendar. That is also why cat and rat are enemies.

(They were enemies)

Like Sun rises in the east and sets in the west, eagles hunt little chicks, cats catch rats and police catch thieves are simple principles I did not doubt as a kid when I was taught in preschool education. (Anyway I’m not sure if the syllabus for preschool now has changed) In the last decade, these theories may be unmistakable and no one could doubt them. Over time, these theories may not be true anymore. Let’s take cats catch rats and police catch thieves as example.

During my time (the 1990s), cats seemed to be stronger animals compared to rats. Whether by size or by strength, cats sure have more advantages compared to ugly little rats. When I was young, the principle about cats catch rats was proven as I often see cats with rats dangling from their mouths. (In reality as well as in fictitious cartoon Tom and Jerry)

Police catch thieves, it’s a common sense. During Japanese times, which of the defenseless civilians was not afraid of the Japanese army/police? Even the most stubborn and rebellious communists had to surrender under pressure of the British police. And so, which of the thieves with only parangs during that era was not afraid of police armed with guns and bullets? Anyway, there is no need to mention as it is police’s responsibility to maintain orders, prevent and detect crimes as well as to enforce the laws.

Now (the 2000s), have things ever changed since? Yes! In this competing world, everyone struggles for a living. Not only Cats (police) and Rats (Thieves) but dogs (the people) too. Rats (Thieves) being so cunning, hateful and dirty struggle the most among the other two as they are hated by the society. Compliment to their smartness, trickiness and intelligence, they manage to survive till today.

You may ask, “Hey, what are the cats doing? Aren’t they supposed to catch all the rats?” Yup, it may be the responsibility of cats to catch rats, but if you still remember 12 Zodiac story and cartoon “Tom and Jerry”, rats in both stories are comparatively smarter than the cats; Jerry always the one who tricks and fools Tom. So, do you still think we can count on the cats?

(Who is smarter?)

Moreover, the competitiveness during globalization has forced the rats to become more adaptive and protective. They increase in size; they reproduce rapidly and in a huge quantity. Their intelligence too has increased. Whereas for the “house cats”, do nothing but play with wool ball, lose their ability to capture rats. They are spoiled, fat and lazy. With their relatively low rate of reproduction, they are not only inefficient but insufficient in fighting rats.

(Cats only play with wool ball =.=)

Nowadays, size of rats is almost as huge as cats, they are no longer afraid of cats. Cats (police) have claws (guns), rats (thieves) nowadays too have their teeth sharpen (more advanced weapon). Even the cats may have to surrender.

(Cat surrender)

Rats now gang up to form a big community of gangsters aka Kongsi Gelap. They are everywhere which you can think of, drains, rubbish dump, at the street etc. Some of them go into houses [robbers], some of them spread diseases [Drug dealers], some rats have lots food, they become “food suppliers” [Loan Shark], some rats involve in human-trafficking, prostitution business etc. According to Tenaganita coordinator Aegile Fernandez, Malaysia was considered a country of origin, transit and destination for child trafficking. Anyway, to avoid detection, as they deal with black money, they do all kinds of legal business to “bleach” their black money.

(A gang of rats)

Since our security and public order has gone red light, the dogs (people) of course won’t just keep quiet. Dogs pressure cats to catch rats. However, due to their inefficiency and timidity, they can’t do anything productive. Therefore, cats decided to deal with the rats; after so many centuries they decided to collaborate again, put away their hatred since the last painful 12 zodiac incident.

(A rat climbed over a cat's head)

Below is their negotiation:

Big Rat: Hey cat, I understand your situation, you guys been receiving a lot pressure regarding this and that. If we really have to go hard, neither of us will benefit.

Big Cat: Yes Yes Yes Boss, I know I know, I’ll listen to you, but you have to help me too, I really receive a lot pressure from the dogs regarding our national security and public order. =( So macam mana??

Big Rat: Okay, don’t worry k, cool, here’s the deal. Only 3 simple conditions you can save your ass. First, you play your wool ball, I do my business, you don’t disturb me, I don’t disturb you. Deal?

Big Cat: Of course, No problem boss.

Big Rat: Second! If you cats really need to have operation to track us and expected to get something to show the dogs that you cats are still functioning, we’ll cooperate, we give you what you want, like cocain, ecstasy, K-tamin, weapons or whatever, all these can come with a few scapegoats as you wish. But, after showing the press about your success in tracking down the drugs or whatever, return to us the goods and we’ll pay you what you deserve. Deal?

Big Cat: Okay okay, baiklah tu, sama sama kita cari makan ma. Deal.

Big Rat: Third, you don’t play play with me, if I say I never want to see you again, I mean it. I’ll make sure you’re gone by the end of the day. [Rats are more powerful now >.<]

Big Cat: Yes Boss, I where dare to play … I’ll listen to your order boss. (sticking out its tongue like puppies)

Since cats accepted the deal, cats and rats are no longer enemies, they are now inseparable friends again. Cats don't catch rats anymore, so practically they really have nothing much meaningful to do already. However, somehow they will still go on the street and …. Refer to the picture below… =)

(Minta duit kopi aka ask for money)

For the dogs, I wish you good luck. You might need to consider learning taekwondo to protect yourself. It might not be a good idea counting on the cats.

It's just a loooooooooooooooong joke about cats and rats, hope you enjoyed. =P

YUCK!

Watching porn in the public is DISGUSTING!

watching it is already disgusting and watching it in front of people openly is just so disgusting!!

A man had his laptop on in Quality Hotel..

I had my laptop on too.. and as usual, i'll go on fb and kill time..

then after a while, sitting on the chair, trading ingredients on restaurant city, i stratched my body and saw the man beside me watching porn!

OMG... it's so yucky!!

Just find it rude to do that...

there's ladies around, man!

please respect people's eyes! ugh...

PERVERT!

New Preventive Meaures for Influenza A

What are the new preventive measures for Influenza A?

It's easy, FIRST, stop masturbating, 2ND, stop homosexual activities!

Well, I guess the first measure is an advantage for females, as I know masturbation is extremely rare for females of all age groups, whereas for the males, irrespective of their marital status and age have a nature/habit of masturbation. However, I suspect teenage boys do it more often? And for Muslims, perfect, as masturbation (for both men and women) is forbidden (haram) in Islam. =)

As for the second measure, I personally think it has more effects on male homosexuals. Why??I'll try to explain later.

How do avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities help preventing A(H1n1)?

Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy. Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised. “Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection,” he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe. [Bernama]

CORRECT!! if thats what you're thinking, yup it's the heat and friction that cause the production of acid and hyperacidise the body, giving a person burning sensation while urinating or toileting thus become an easy target for virus A(H1N1).

However, there is still one thing which puzzled me when they say normal sex is absolutely safe. Doesn't normal sex produces friction too? Urm, so far I've not experienced it yet, I'll update about this after further experiments are conducted.

For masturbation lovers, don't be upset about this, there is a good news for you! Since it's all about friction, physic can solve this problem. You just need to avoid DRY masturbation and go ahead with your LUBRICATED masturbation (reduce friction). However, it's still not encouraged. =P

Homosexual activities are even more dangerous as these activities produce more frictions, I supposed?? As I always wonder and curious about how people stuff a banana into a tiny key hole? Possible?? Have to ask the founder of Men-train.

Anyway if it's not too difficult, why don't everyone stop masturbating and homosexual activities in the meantime until new vaccine for A(H1N1) is invented.

Up till today, A(H1N1) cases in Malaysia have increase to 1928 cases. Influenza A related death cases around 30 if not mistaken. Quite serious though.

Whatever it is, wish everyone stay happy and healthy always. =D

For more information, please visit http://ecohealingsystem.blogspot.com/ , blog of Dr.V.M.Palaniappan Ph.D.

Obesity that spreads

A new study says that a person’s bodyweight may be affected by the type of friends they made.
For example, if you always hang out with plump people, eventually you will become plump as well.
According to researchers, this can be coincidental or it has a direct relation with the type of friends one makes.

So, can obesity really be transmitted like a disease?
Apparently, another study also says that one’s possibility of getting fat increases to 57% if a friend becomes fat.
Although gene is said to be the factor to influence a person’s body size, friend is proved to be more influential than genes in weight gain.

Researchers have conducted experiment to observe the changes in body weight of teenagers for certain periods. Results showed that most normal teens who often hang out with obese friends of the same height gain weight over the observation period.

This actually reminds me of the Law of Natural Selection. Natural Selection says that organisms favour characteristics that are vital to survive. Individuals that are more advantageous are more likely to produce more offspring and live longer. Besides, characteristics that help to survive will be selected for and individuals that are less adaptive will be selected against.

Since people who hang out with obese people normally get fat, so does that say that most people are unaware of going for FAT characteristic and unconsciously going against THIN characteristic? Or it’s all just because people’s temptation to eat unstoppably that causes more and more people to become obese? As far as I know there is only this country, Mauritania in northwest Africa who thinks fat women are beautiful and thin women are disgusting. Therefore, FAT is selected for and THIN is selected against. As a result, you could hardly find THIN species there.

Whatever it is, from my layman’s point of view, I agree with the theory about influence of friends in weight gain. From my personal experience, gaining weight is not something hard to achieve and friends definitely play an important role in this context.

For example, let’s say one night you go to a mamak which is well-known of its Maggie Goreng Special with a group of friends. Everyone of your friend orders a plate of Maggie Goreng Special. You indecisively trying to resist the temptation not to order knowing that the calories will stay in your stomach for a long long period as you’re the type of person who only exercises once or twice a year and you’re also conscious that carbohydrates will be digested into glucose and excess glucose will be converted into glycerol and in the end forms a fatty layer which is twice harder to be broken down. However, under the pressure and influence of your friends, you order a plate of Maggie Goreng Ayam Special tambah pedas tambah telur timun lebih sayur tak mau.

Over a certain period, if you and your friends continuously do the same thing, share the same interest, eat at the same place, exercise equally less, you all may just end up one size.

However, during this very moment where Influenza A, A(H1N1) is spread uncontrollably worldwide, take note that obesity falls into the high risk group besides infants, pregnant women and those who suffer health problems.

Eat and exercise regularly at the same time be decisive so that you don’t easily influenced by your friends to prevent “Obese Transmitted Disease”.

Prevention is better than cure