19 Inch Konek

It's funny how things change when a person comes into a picture. He can lift up one's mood for the day; yet, he could also dampen joy into mundane emotion - thankfully that rarely occurs. His arrival with a smile could ease an individual; this person is going to make me enjoy my time here. And hence such thought was invoke in one, with only his presence. What's more is that he is more than just being there; his actions speak louder than just the image.

The things he say makes his friends laugh; undeniably, his company is very much appreciated. He teases, and many fall victim to him; especially those of the opposite gender. Yet, it's hard to imagine how things are without him - the tease becomes a necessity in the daily routine called life. Let it be the valley of happiness or the Perfect being or simply the deformed and apple girl; appreciate his company they still would, despite what he says.

It's finally here, his 19th. This post is dedicated to him, signifying a celebration for the birth of this entity which has brought much cheer to his associates, now and then, today and tomorrow too. Happy Birthday Kenneth. You're finally 19.

How to secure your life when you face a robbery?

In older generation, some robbers will choose to kill their victims if they couldn't get any valuables from them.
In some cases robbers will still harm the victims even after they've robbed them.
However, money was a MAIN concern of robbers.
That is why, "Money or Life" has once become a famous phrase used by most robbers to threaten their victims.

In today's generation, this scenarios above may not necessarily happen.
Today, if unfortunately you face a robbery and worse of all you do not have any valuables items for the robbers, Do not panic!!
You can still secure your life easily if you're able to perform a nice blowjob to the robber!! hahaha

This is what I learnt from a news in The Star today.
The news was about a robbery case happened in Bukit Raja.
It was perhaps the most ridiculous robbery case I've ever read.
Apparently the victims were two women factory workers, aged 68 and 43.
While they were waiting for their factory van at the bus station in Bukit Raja, a male robber came!

He can't/didn't rob anything, in fact there was nothing valuable for him to rob. Obviously, what do you expect from two women factory workers right?!
So, instead of leaving empty handed, the robber forced them to undress themselves and him.
Then, they were forced to perform oral sex on him!
One of the women was even forced to kiss the robber's backside....

In the end, they were abandoned in a plantation, but thank God they were both safe!!

As a conclusion, in this generation money may not be the only concern of robbers!
They have now widen their scopes of robbing!
They now rob for money, rob for fun or rob for sexual pleasure.

So, I supposed the phrase used by the robbers now is

"Money, Satisfy me or Life?"

Sick perverted robbers ....


However, this method of securing life might only applicable for the ladies!
For the guys, only if you met gay robbers, you'll be able to apply this method,
or you got to figure out your own way!
In the case when you (the guys) can't determine the sexuality of the robber, you can simply try to offer him an oral sex~ If you're lucky, then you'll be safe!

Jess Sweet 19th

Today is the birthday of our beloved pangeelaponger, Jess.

Sorry I could not make it because my dad would not let me :(

I have been going out very often these few days :(

Sorry for ffk-ing.....

Still, I hope you are having a time of your life there, Jess.

I have been told that I was the 80th person to 

wish you.

Promise will do better next year :)

Still, happy birthday again and wish your maturity grows with your age.

I am a sucker a sweet writings...

Erm... Happy birthday again?

Of 3somes and decasomes

Ever since I started mixing with my Nott's friends,

I learned a great deal of educational vocabs.

Mind you, this vocabularies can be applied to

various scientific researches.

However, I prefer to use it on daily basis.

Somewhat a way to help me understand comcepts.

Today, Stef and Jess taught me the meaning of the word

THREE-SOME.

On simpler terms, threesome refers to 3 person, whether:

Guy, guy, girl (bisex female)

Guy, girl, girl (Lucky Straight Guy)

Guy, Guy, Guy (Gays, possibility of the formation of Man train)

Girl, girl, girl (Lesb with the possibility of forming Tetrix)

The term Man Train was taught by Prof Ivan.

He is the head of the Faculty of Human Sciences.

Majoring in Human Mechanic.

His greatest research was done on the Man Train it self.

Man Train.

I am not an expert on this stuff, but basically, a male key inserted into a male lock.

May sound easy, but it is some deep shit here.

Ding Dong.

It may sound like a bell to some 5 years old, but believe me,

a research done by Prof. Minnie found out that the origins of Ding Dong came

from the male genatalia.

Prof. Carmen did a reasearch on the influences of female moans on

the instant erectile of the male genatalia.

Not wishing to elaborate as the results are not

clear and distinct yet.

More updates on her research.

Prof Ronald... cannot be denied as one of the leading researchers

in these fields.

Constantly updating his friends on the current grammars and vocabs on the related subject.

Coming soon, a special dictionary consisting of meaning of terms and how to apply them.

Suitable for beginners.

Mask Riders

Type 1 Rider:

When you’re depressed and sad,
There comes Type 1 rider,

Type 1 rider is for sure a potential Hollywood actor,

He will pretend to be sad as well by telling you a 100x sadder stories than yours,

When you feel like you’re not alone; not the only sad person in the world,

You tend to spit out your stories, thinking that type 1 rider is trustworthy and reliable,

When you did, Type 1 rider spread it out,

Within seconds, whole world know.

Type 2 Rider:

Type 2 rider pops out all of a sudden,

Offer you something unrejectable,

For example:

Type 2 rider: Hey! Minnie, this shirt is for you!

Minnie: No, its ok, thank you.
Type 2 rider: No, no you have to accept it, it’s custom made, only for you.

Minnie: o.. Okie.. thanks a lot. =.=

This kind of rider purposely gives you something you hardly reject to plant the "feeling of owes" in you.

Later on, if he needs something from you, you hardly say no.

Type 3 Rider:

Type 3 Rider pretends as a good listener,

He listens to all your dissatisfactions about somebody,

Somehow he adds some emotions and agreements to your statements

To raise your anger towards somebody.

When he got enough info, he tells the somebody who you’re not satisfied with.

Somehow he adds in something which you did not even mention before.

By the time you noticed that, your friend has already lost faith in you.

Type 4 Rider:

When Type 4 Rider is with you, he and you talk bad about somebody,

When he is with somebody, he and somebody talk bad about you.

When he is with another somebody, he and another somebody talk bad about you and somebody. =D

Type 5 Rider:

When you’re better than the Type 5 rider,

You get all the glories and attentions,

He’ll pretend to be friend with you,

Yet he is jealous of you, every now and then he tries to get rid of you.

When he finally puts you into a trouble without you knowing,

He pretends to show sympathy to you.

All of the mask riders above are people that could possibly ruin your life,

They’re good in human psychology, they play with hearts and emotions.

Go away from them!

Learn how to differentiate friends and Mask Riders.

Knowing (Htennek's version)

Since Carmen suggested to attend the Wednesday chemistry class,
we were left with plenty of time in our hands, free time.

So Carmen's suggestion was movies.
KNOWING.

So it was decided after a long batch of argument and indecisiveness.
We went to our favourite place, MV.

Luckily, the class ended early, so we took the early bus to Kajang.
We arrived there just in time for the McD's lunch set.

Cheap right?
Wrong...
The lunch set was actually 6 ringgit.

But the beautiful, and smoky eyed cashier conned me into buying the a large set
meal with xtra fries.

This is the real thing that happened instead of Carmen's version.
It was not the taipo that seduced me.... it was the EYES.!!!!!!!

After lunch, we went for 2 rounds of arcade.
The winner was EL as usual because she possess perfect driving skills in DAYTONA.

After arcades, we went for a perfect round of shopping,
from the perfect shopper.

Since a perfect shopper does not shop, EL did the same.
EL and Carmen went into every shop and came out empty handed.....

Wasting time.....

The movie started at 4.30......
Before entering, EL BEGGED me to buy her poop-corns.

Since EL is the perfect dieter, she choose corns as the perfect food supplement
to satisfy her craving, orgasmic cravings.

The movie was perfect according to the perfect movie goer, it was a good choice indeed.
After movies, Wei Keat had to leave, so left 4 of us (Chua, Carmen, EL me)

EL suggested to go for the perfect dinner place.
Spaghetti Grill....

We went in and waited for Chua, who was lost while looking for gifts for
his gf.

After we found the lost sheep, we decided to order our set meals.
I ordered spaghetti Bolognese.
EL ordered the perfect pizza.
Carmen ordered seafood pasta.
Chua ordered pasta olio.

Dinner was pleasantly nice and delicious.
However, half way during the gastronomic marathon, my beloved
SamSung went missing..
wth!!!

My Sherlock intuition told me that EL, is the perfect thief.

LOL!!!
So smart right!!!

Then i confronted her but she denied instantly.
Th perfect alibi.

But my brain was not fooled easily.
I threaten her by taking her slippers.

MAYBE SHE GOT REALLY EXCITED
because she suddenly jerk her feet, like how a woman does when
she reached climax.....

The strap of the slipper came out... and so did the 10 bucks of my wallet.

EL, was like the Cinderella of the night.
She mustered all her CONFIDENCE and made her way to VINCCI.

Such perfect love is hard to find.
Black and WHITE...
Contrast but they found similarities between them.

The night ended with EL's new pair of slippers.

htennek:)

Knowing (Carmen's version)

Yesterday Kenneth, Eeleen, WeiKeat, Chua and me
went to MidV to watch movie and had fun.

At first we called Ken to make sure that he was in the campus,
who knows Ken told us that he was not coming for the chemistry class edi..
so did Weikeat.

After heard what they said, me and El started to assume that they planned to FFK..
so we were very angry and started to think of the possibility that they were not coming.
we kept calling WK to make sure that what Ken told us was true..
but he never picked up our call..

Suddenlly, both of them came into my hostel and said "Surprise!!"
Haha.. well done Ken and WK..
for cheating me and El.

XXX XXX XXX

After the Chemistry class, we took the 12.30p.m. bus to the kajang ktm station.
In the bus three of the guys felt asleep,
me and El kept talking until we reached our destination.

During our journey to MidV, we started to decide to choose which movie to be watched later.
finally, we decided to watch "Knowing" which was suggested by Ken.
I needed to say that this movie is really awesome, nice suggestion Ken..

When we reach there we bought the movie tickets first, then had our lunch at McD.
Ken accidentally bought another large french fries just because the "tai po" of the gal casher.
haha...so perverted..
Then we went to play the racing car game.
and El became the winner in that match.
after that we went to shopping and Chua left us because he wanted to buy presents for his gf.
At 4.30 pm, we had our movie and the movie finished at 6.30p.m.

WK had to go back home first after the movie, so only left four of us to have the dinner.
El suggested to have dinner at Spaghetti Grill.
Each of us ordered the dinner sets because they were cheaper.

The climax of the day happened when El hid Ken's hp,
and Ken seek for revenge by trying to pull out El's shoes.
El started to fight back and suddenly she said " oh..oh.."
Then her face expression changed, frightened..

The fact was Ken pulled out the strap of El's slipper.
Ken don't have other choices but pay back money to El.

When we came out from the restaurant, Ken forgot to take his hp.
so a waitress chased out to return the hp to Ken..
Ken was so touched and said million thanks to the waitress.
He even told the waitress "I Love u"...
so lovely...

Then El walked like a retard to Vincci shop with two of us.
(Haha.. sorry El for that..)

Then Ken chose a new slipper for El,
a pair of gold colour slipper with butterfly dangling.
how I wish it was a scene from the Cinderella story.. Haha..
So El got her new slipper to go back to campus.


Lesson of the day:
Do not simply make fun of people cause you may have to pay for it..



~Carmen~