Saturday, April 18, 2009

How to secure your life when you face a robbery?

In older generation, some robbers will choose to kill their victims if they couldn't get any valuables from them.
In some cases robbers will still harm the victims even after they've robbed them.
However, money was a MAIN concern of robbers.
That is why, "Money or Life" has once become a famous phrase used by most robbers to threaten their victims.

In today's generation, this scenarios above may not necessarily happen.
Today, if unfortunately you face a robbery and worse of all you do not have any valuables items for the robbers, Do not panic!!
You can still secure your life easily if you're able to perform a nice blowjob to the robber!! hahaha

This is what I learnt from a news in The Star today.

The news was about a robbery case happened in Bukit Raja.
It was perhaps the most ridiculous robbery case I've ever read.
Apparently the victims were two women factory workers, aged 68 and 43.
While they were waiting for their factory van at the bus station in Bukit Raja, a male robber came!

He can't/didn't rob anything, in fact there was nothing valuable for him to rob. Obviously, what do you expect from two women factory workers right?!
So, instead of leaving empty handed, the robber forced them to undress themselves and him.
Then, they were forced to perform oral sex on him!
One of the women was even forced to kiss the robber's backside....

In the end, they were abandoned in a plantation, but thank God they were both safe!!

As a conclusion, in this generation money may not be the only concern of robbers!
They have now widen their scopes of robbing!
They now rob for money, rob for fun or rob for sexual pleasure.

So, I supposed the phrase used by the robbers now is

"Money, Satisfy me or Life?"

Sick perverted robbers ....


However, this method of securing life might only applicable for the ladies!
For the guys, only if you met gay robbers, you'll be able to apply this method,
or you got to figure out your own way!

In the case when you (the guys) can't determine the sexuality of the robber, you can simply try to offer him an oral sex~ If you're lucky, then you'll be safe!




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