New Preventive Meaures for Influenza A

What are the new preventive measures for Influenza A?

It's easy, FIRST, stop masturbating, 2ND, stop homosexual activities!

Well, I guess the first measure is an advantage for females, as I know masturbation is extremely rare for females of all age groups, whereas for the males, irrespective of their marital status and age have a nature/habit of masturbation. However, I suspect teenage boys do it more often? And for Muslims, perfect, as masturbation (for both men and women) is forbidden (haram) in Islam. =)

As for the second measure, I personally think it has more effects on male homosexuals. Why??I'll try to explain later.

How do avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities help preventing A(H1n1)?

Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy. Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised. “Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection,” he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe. [Bernama]

CORRECT!! if thats what you're thinking, yup it's the heat and friction that cause the production of acid and hyperacidise the body, giving a person burning sensation while urinating or toileting thus become an easy target for virus A(H1N1).

However, there is still one thing which puzzled me when they say normal sex is absolutely safe. Doesn't normal sex produces friction too? Urm, so far I've not experienced it yet, I'll update about this after further experiments are conducted.

For masturbation lovers, don't be upset about this, there is a good news for you! Since it's all about friction, physic can solve this problem. You just need to avoid DRY masturbation and go ahead with your LUBRICATED masturbation (reduce friction). However, it's still not encouraged. =P

Homosexual activities are even more dangerous as these activities produce more frictions, I supposed?? As I always wonder and curious about how people stuff a banana into a tiny key hole? Possible?? Have to ask the founder of Men-train.

Anyway if it's not too difficult, why don't everyone stop masturbating and homosexual activities in the meantime until new vaccine for A(H1N1) is invented.

Up till today, A(H1N1) cases in Malaysia have increase to 1928 cases. Influenza A related death cases around 30 if not mistaken. Quite serious though.

Whatever it is, wish everyone stay happy and healthy always. =D

For more information, please visit http://ecohealingsystem.blogspot.com/ , blog of Dr.V.M.Palaniappan Ph.D.