Saturday, October 3, 2009

Funny News

A pair of bra,
other than to support the breasts,
what other functions does it have?

blindfold eyes when playing hide and seek?
act as eye cover?
use as a cup to fill water?
use as a party hat?
What else?
I found this on today's newspaper!


Dr Elena Bodnar invented a bra which, in an emergency, can be converted into two gas mask.
Dr Bodnar said, the bra-gas mask could have been useful during Sept 11 terrorist attacks.


(Image from BBC News)

and how thoughtful,
One mask is for the wearer,
and the other side for a friend.....

Wonder will it smell/taste like milk?

Imagine one day, htennek got over-excited till short of breath while having conference with Bunny alone. Bunny can then take out her magic bra-gas mask to save Htennek. How convenient. No first aid skill is required.

Btw, Dr Bodnar won lg Nobel Public Health Prize with this.

There is another ridiculous news I read. This happened in Taiwan.
A wife longs for a divorce because her husband's penis is too long.
She said she has to bear with pain every time she had sex with him.
When she brought up the matter in court, the judge called in a doctor to determine the length of her husband's penis.

However, the request was then rejected as it is said that the length of a man's intimate part is "very subjective".


So, don't ever think long = good.
The length of the intimate part should be just nice for comforts and satisfaction.


Anyway Happy Birthday EE LEEN!
Semoga sentiasa enjoy bermesra dengan Keyakinan.

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