Screet

Today is screetday and it was screeting tiring.

one must wonder why....

we had a long screeting lecture from 9 till 12 on genetics.

then we decided to have a foundation party at kian min's house

at tts.

but we have to get those screeting food first from semenyih tesco.

so kian min and ivan drove to tesco.

kian min went with eeleen and carmen to get kfc

whereas me ivan stef joan and shingzzzz

went and get snacks.

jess went and brought monopoly to the house first.

it was almost 2 when we started eating.

after eating, joan and eeleen had to leave.

i think because they are discussing about australia universities.

lol

we played monopoly and i got the cheap screet...

because most of my properties are screeting cheap ==

stefgot the most expensive screet but she made a deal

with kian min in order to obtain that screet....

kian min have the right of passing through her screet without

paying for the entire game.,...

ah screet it.....

anyways, i wanted to take the bus back to kajang.

so i waited outside kian min's house at 5.23.

while we are waiting, we amused out screeting minds with

screetling.

screetingly, screetling is the best screets evar..

it trains your balancing and eyesights...

if i screetled during my early years, i would not be wearing these

2 inch screetacles.... ah just screet it..

either way, i waited for almost an eternity when the bus screeted to a halt at tts 4.

i boarded on the bus and it was packed like sreetdins in a tin.

i was forced to stand on that screeting bus --

then the stupid dumb driver did not tell me that

i cant stand so we started our journey to ktm station.

5 minutes later, that screeting driver asked me to go down

and wait for another screeting bus --

i was like what the fuck la.

in the middle of nowhere...

stupid dumb driver..

go ask your wife to go down a bus in the middle of nowhere

la... see if the got raped anot fucker...

darn retarded mother fucker....

so i had to not create a commotion because

there were other lucky passengers who did not get their

ass kicked out of a fucking bus because they get nice comfy seats

under the the ac --

either way, i started my journey back to kian min;s house and when i was

a few miles away, i saw another bus coming towards my direction.

i quickly ran across the road to hail that bus la.

mother, the bus just pass by me.... fucker la that guy.

somore that malay guy gave me that retarded face

which says, go fuck you self and dont try and board my bus...

but i did not know it at that time.

i went and thought

"oh that was such a sweet guy, wanting to make a u turn so

i can get on the bus at the other side of the road."

well that could happen in my dream but what really happened was

this...

the bus came and started slowing down at my direction.

i was so happy that i started waving my hand like

some retard stranded on an uncharted carribean island

with nothing but a loin cloth wrapped around my head lol.

then when the bus was about to stop, it went over a bump and

sped on ---

i was again...

WHAT THE FUCK LA

i saw the bus going on it's journey and stopping what

seems like a few km away from me....

then i did my super athletic sprint

which only an illegal immigrant who is running across

country borders could manage...

my adrenalin was pumping and

my muscles were aching yet i

continued my marathon...

with just a few meters away from the bus door,

the bus's exhaust pipe blew a puff of carbon monoxide

and continued it's way to kajang --

i stood there speechless as crows

passed by my head cawing

"screet, screet, screet"