This Week

Okae, most of you have been wondering what

I have been doing this week.

Firstly, I passed my driving test.

It was a freakish experience which I do not want to repeat again.

I started of with the bukit.

The bukit looks more terrifying

than it is on a normal practice day.

I was no 61 on the list,

so I had plenty of time watching other

students/ candidates.

Some passed.

Some failed.

Some rolled back down the hill.

Some just flew pass without stopping.

With much failures demoed infront of me,

my stomach did a jittery dance.

I felt like throwing up when my turn came.

Slowly, I inched my little Kancil forward.

Braving the hill looming

infront of me.

I accelerated and suddenly, the car

rolled behind.

I could feel that my instructor saying,

"WTF!!!This guy think can bribe this part?!!!!"

OMG.....

The JPJ guy said "Sekali lagi!!!"

MOore of a yell.

So I rolled back and retry.

The second attempt was better than the first.

I managed to get my wheEls on the petak kuninG :)

KODOS KENNETH!!!

wakakaka....

Now the tricky part.

Get the car across the bukit.

I accelarated like mad.....

Clouds of smoke billowed behind me....

Slowly I released the clutch and felt the

car lurch forward.

With precision, I released the handbrake and I

went past then hill.

Yippee.

Next task, parking.

I did my parking with presicion and ease.

Lol, I forgot to let the handbrake and I

left it on.

So I did my 3 poin t turn wrongly.

Luckily the JPJ guy did not see it.

With that, I did all my bukit, parking and turns.

Now for the road.

Bear in mind that I did

not have prior notice of my dad's bribe.

I started my car and forgot to put

in signal lights.

My JPJ was furious that I

forgotten.

He kept shouting at me.

I was so scared that I failed.

In the end, I passed.

All thanks to the power of money.