Yet one might wonder where can i wear these garments. Fear not, Nottingham is cold enough(from extreme AC settings) to wear those sweaters :) besides, they are comfortable enough for you to sleep in :)
Huhhuhuhu lets see. Did anyone know that the CCTV in Nottingham caught students (i assume) engaging in sexual act? There was a note pasted on elevator wall. stating ...
HAVING SEX IN THE ELEVATOR
The elevator was not designed to operate under intense magnitudes, nor were they designed for the disposal of used condoms. The state of the elevators earlier this week was evidently the result of sexual activity. This was later confirmed by viewing the CCTV footage from Friday evening 15/10 20:00 to the following morning 16/10 0400
The elevator has not yet been sterilized
please keep all sexual activity in your own rooms, not the elevator :)
(also please masturbate in your own rooms)
the university of nottingham
HAHAH hilarious la..... wtf.... when they said intense magnitude... i can imagine much force and energy was used to do it. magnitude 9.0 perhaps? lol
Dispose condoms??? wtf.... that reminded me about a night where i was jogging with billy and we saw a pad like material covered in "custard cream". urgh the disposal bins exist for a reason (that includes you htennek :x)
the state of the elevator????? wow... imagine all covered in custard cream everywhere... MESSY!!!!!
They viewed the footage!??? like pornography????? from 8 pm till 4 am???? wow so long leh..... sure hak guai lol... no translation required.
luckily the university gave us all a piece of advice. be a man... do it in the room... not public area... this is not some tarzan jungle where you can pee, shit, fuck all around like some barbaric animal trying to mark your territory with your custard cream.
that all folks. peace :)
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